Office Vs Prison

IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 10x10 foot cell.
IN OFFICE - spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 foot cubicle.

IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
IN OFFICE - you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.
IN OFFICE

IN PRISON - all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
IN OFFICE - you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
IN OFFICE - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.
IN OFFICE - they are called managers.