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Jokes (EXPLICIT)
Q: How do we know Vice President Dick Cheney has a clean conscience?
A: He’s never used it.
Q: What was President George W. Bush’s position on Roe v. Wade?
A: He didn’t care how the people got out of New Orleans.
Q: What is the difference between the U.S. Congress and the Library of Congress?
A: In the Library of Congress, you aren’t allowed to lick the pages.
Q: What’s a serial killer’s best pickup line?
A: Excuse me. Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
Q: Why did the Polack spend all night outside the whorehouse?
A: He was waiting for the red light to turn green.
Q: Why don’t blondes make good cattle herders?
A: Because they can’t even keep two calves together.
Q: Did you hear about the midget who wanted everyone to know he was gay?
A: He came out of the cupboard.
Q: What did the deaf guy say to the nympho?
A: Come again?
Q: What do you call a guy with syphilis, herpes and gonorrhea?
A: An incurable romantic.
Q: What’s the square root of 69?
A: Eight something.
Q: Why did the gay man think his lover was cheating on him?
A: His partner came home shit-faced.
A: He’s never used it.
Q: What was President George W. Bush’s position on Roe v. Wade?
A: He didn’t care how the people got out of New Orleans.
Q: What is the difference between the U.S. Congress and the Library of Congress?
A: In the Library of Congress, you aren’t allowed to lick the pages.
Q: What’s a serial killer’s best pickup line?
A: Excuse me. Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
Q: Why did the Polack spend all night outside the whorehouse?
A: He was waiting for the red light to turn green.
Q: Why don’t blondes make good cattle herders?
A: Because they can’t even keep two calves together.
Q: Did you hear about the midget who wanted everyone to know he was gay?
A: He came out of the cupboard.
Q: What did the deaf guy say to the nympho?
A: Come again?
Q: What do you call a guy with syphilis, herpes and gonorrhea?
A: An incurable romantic.
Q: What’s the square root of 69?
A: Eight something.
Q: Why did the gay man think his lover was cheating on him?
A: His partner came home shit-faced.
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