From the desk of Elliot Spitzer


As you may be aware, the Bush Administration indicated that many of us will soon get a nice rebate

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China

If we spend it on gasoline, it will all go to the Arabs

If we spend it on fruit and vegetables, it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala

If we purchase a good car, it will all go to Japan

If we purchase useless crap, it will all go to Taiwan, and none of it will help the American economy

We need to keep that money here in America; the only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes, gambling and beer... since those are the few businesses still thriving in the United States of America.

My name is Elliot Spitzer, and I approved this message.